and it occurs to me that if you took the very best traits from each of the Republican candidates — Ron Paul’s integrity, Newt Gingrich’s guile, Mitt Romney’s looks, Rick Perry’s swagger, Michelle Bachmann’s vagina, and Rick Santorum’s tie — and then combined them into one über-Republican candidate, that asshole still couldn’t beat Obama.
I take comfort in that.
17 Dec 2011
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As we draw closer...nomination, this continues to be
What I love about this is that even though it’s not a support of Paul, even non-Paul supporters are stating his...
As we all should.
Rick Santorum’s tie.